He’s Just Not That Into You

Posted: July 9, 2010 by NattieLiz in Fans, Lebron James, Miami Heat, Twitter

Girls, we have all been there: He was the man who brought everything to life, he was the beginning and end all, you couldn’t remember what life was like before him, he won over your heart, and promised he would never leave you…and then… HE DID!

Your pain was beyond repair, so you thought you should probably put his triflin’ ass on notice all over your Twitter and Facebook, you know, take the high road. If you have ever felt this pain, you now know what the ENTIRE state of Ohio is going through, when their Man, Lebron James decided to ditch the snow and sweat pants of Cleveland for the Sun and Skin of South Beach.

I took the liberty of finding the best Tweets, pictures, and statements from, Cleveland, Lebron’s bitter Ex. These fans don’t hold back, clearly well schooled in internet trash talking- YOU TELL EM LADIES!

We all know, the worse thing you can do, is tell your Father what your man did to get in the dog house. Well, the Cav’s owner, Dan Gilbert aka Angry Daddy, wrote a letter to his poor broken-hearted fans. It goes a little something like this:

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

Now, I actually think my dad has TOLD ME this next one:

You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

And just to really make you feel like you are better off with out that scum bag:

The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Don’t worry Cleveland, there are plenty of Lebron’s in the sea. (Did that sound believable?). OK it’s time for a little tough love: the truth is, there aren’t plenty of Lebron’s in the sea, what can I say, he’s most likely going to be “the one that got away”. It happens, you just have to hit the gym and put yourself back out there! Listen Cleveland, I’m sure there are plenty of guys that would love to be your new King. And you know what? It may have seemed like it at first, but he wasn’t even that into you. I’m just saying that based on the reaction from his new wifey:


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